13 Poker Players Who Would Make The Perfect X-Men

After Mystique showed that she can’t walk in a Christian Dior dress without falling on her ass, Lee Davy looks towards the world of poker to see if we have X-Men in hiding ready to take her place.

The world needs better X-Men.

Jennifer Lawrence may kick ass as Mystique but she can’t walk in high heels. The X-Men: Apocalypse star tripped and fell while collecting her first Oscar in 2013, and did the same on the red carpet in 2014. However, her work was not done. In 2015, she stumbled and fell at the Madrid premiere of one of those awful Hunger Games movies, and last night she nearly went tits up at the London premiere of X-Men Apocalypse.

The world can’t have their superheroes falling over their Christian Dior frocks. A new era of X-Men needs to emerge from the shadows and reveal themselves to the world and what better place to look than the poker industry.