3-Barrels: Busquet Batters JC; Hansen Returns Home; SportAccord Say no to Poker

3-Barrels of pure value including news of Olivier Busquet’s one-sided mixed martial arts victory over JC Alvarado, Gus Hansen returning home to Denmark to ‘settle down’, and the International Federation of Poker will not be joining SportAccord.

The lads told me that I was dead. I was scared. He was the hardest kid in the school and he wanted to kick my head in. There was no way I was going to fight this monster. Then in a moment of pure clarity, as the monster was spitting in my face, I saw me knocking him out.

The crowd roared.

I stood over his twitching corpse.