888Poker will partner with the One Drop Foundation creating the first-ever online poker tournament with benefits heading towards the non-profit’s coffers, and Dominik Nitsche will appear in the $1m buy-in Big One for One Drop.

I pay £950 a month to live in a tin pot shed. The kitchen is in the living room. When the old-plastered oil of dead fish lights and burns, we open the windows and cower under the big purple sea of blankets.

The dishwasher is me.

It’s an artform I perfected when I was 18, in a part-time job in a pub with a ghost called Mildred.