Dutch TV star wins Master Classics of Poker; Irish Open schedule out

Poker tales from two of the oldest poker tournaments in the world as an award-winning journalist and TV personality wins the Master Classics of Poker in Amsterdam, and the Irish Open release the 2019 schedule with a few surprises. 

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There’s no place left for the bluebirds of Amsterdam to take a dump. The local riff-raff in government has decided that the ‘I Amsterdam’ sign that attracted tourists to Museum Square like pubes to a bathtub sinkhole had to go because it was too ‘individualistic.’

Dutch city counsellor, Femke Roosma, told the press: “The message of ‘I Amsterdam’ is that we are all individuals in the city. We want to show something different: diversity, tolerance, solidarity.”