Week 35 of the Premier League continues to trot into the weekend with Manchester United moving four points ahead of Liverpool with a comfortable win over Bournemouth at the Vitality Stadium.
Jose Mourinho never got to the moon, but some of his players did. With FA Cup semi-final places at stake, the prima donnas slipped out of their spacesuits and into their football boots.
Bournemouth away isn’t like a bank teller facing a man with a stocking on his head, but neither was West Brom at home and look what happened there. Mourinho wanted to rest legs ahead of the weekend tussle with Tottenham, and at the same time, he could feel the smelly breath of the Anfield on his nape.