EPL week 34 review: Arsenal with a messy win against Watford

The last remnants of Week 34 of the English Premier League have been brushed under the carpet, and Arsenal moves into a Champions League spot after narrowly beating ten-men Watford at Vicarage Road.

While the whole world watched Daenerys Targaryen settle into Winterfell with all the compatibility of dill and a cut of fillet steak, Arsenal slipped into the Champions League places.

The Gunners pull into the parking space marked ‘4th’ courtesy of a +5 superior goal difference ahead of London rivals Chelsea. Spurs remain a point ahead of them in third, and Man Utd lag behind by two points in sixth.

The performance was more Bognor Regis than Broadway with Watford the superior team throughout, despite playing for 80-minutes a man light after the ref sent Troy Deeney to put his baseball cap on backwards after elbowing Lucas Torreira in the mush.