PokerStars reveal the schedule for MicroMillions 14, including a $1m Guaranteed Main Event with a minimum of $100,000 reserved for the winner, and the PokerStars Southern European Shared Player Pool also experiences this teeny-tiny love bug for the very first time.

There are many positive aspects of living the vagabond lifestyle. However, I’m a pessimist, salt and peppered with a healthy dose of cynicism.

I blame my parents; miserable fuckers, the pair of them. You hear a lot about Northern Soul; you hear less about The Northern Moan. It’s the biggest horror show on earth.

Slime in this ear.