Sh*t outta luck: casino boots gambler for soiling himself

A Kentucky gambler who was booted from an Ohio casino for allegedly soiling himself has brought new meaning to the phrase ‘shit out of luck.’

On Wednesday, a Danville, KY native who gave his name only as ‘Tyler’ to Cincinnati’s Fox television affiliate WWIX was asked to leave the local JACK Casino (formerly Horseshoe Cincinnati). The casino claimed that Tyler was shown the door because he’d defecated in his pants, but Tyler claims that this false allegation is a stain on his reputation.

According to the casino, which is operated by Rock Gaming, three other patrons witnessed Tyler tossing his soiled undies in the men’s washroom before returning to the gaming table. Other patrons reportedly complained of the noxious odors emanating from Tyler’s person, which the casino claims forced its hand in excreting Tyler from the premises.

Tyler called bullshit on the casino’s allegations, even providing WWIX with a photo of the unsoiled pants he claims to have been wearing at the time he was turfed. A casino spokesman claims they have visual evidence of Tyler’s shame, but they can’t release it without a court order.