Playboy Poker has announced plans to close its cyber doors on July 27th, two years after it launched on the Ongame Network.

On 27 July 2015 Playboy Poker will cease to exist. The owners were there when the heart stopped beating and will stay with her until the brain is finally dead.

Playboy Poker opened for business in the summer of 2013. It promised big things, including a trip to the Playboy Mansion through a series of online events. Whilst the thought of cavorting with a bountiful selection of blonde boobs may have titillated poker player’s interests, it didn’t last long.

The online poker site opened on the Ongame Network and July 2006 Playmate of the Month: Sara Jean Underwood – the young blonde girl who seems to perpetually and disturbingly look about 14-years of age – was the site’s first big star.