This weekend, international teams compete in the UEFA Nations League, but what is it, and who are the front-runners, according to the bookies? 

Watching a football match was the most ceremonial I ever was. Live games were not for me. Shitty views, broken backs, and daylight robbery when it came to ticket prices.

An armchair fan.

Crank up the volume, tell the wife to do one, lock the kid in his bedroom, allowing him anything just for one night, sit on the edge of the settee, and drink can after can after can.