Two sports sponsorship deals to catch up on including La Liga side Valencia extending their bwin deal, and the English Premiership Rugby Club Leicester Tigers doing likewise with LeoVegas.
Look, there are a few idiots who end up with their head in the oven burning their beaks on the burners, but other than those, everyone else knows a World Cup is going on in Russia.
It’s time for your book of excuses. Every day, until this day, you’ve been too busy to play with the kids, hold your wife’s hand, or cut down the tree that’s coming alive at night, branches tapping on the bedroom window.
Find excuses now.