While You Were Offline: Goats Sing Christmas Carols

This week on the Internet: Star Wars. Whether it was people excited about the movie, people wanting to ensure that they were seen to be unexcited about the movie, people worrying about spoilers, people threatening to post spoilers, or any other reason to talk about Star Wars: The Force Awakens , this week, the Internet was 95 percent made up of things from a galaxy far, far away.