World Cup round-up: England beat Colombia (on penalties!); Sweden up next

Another round-up from the World Cup in Russia as Lee Davy shares his experience of watching England beat Colombia on penalties in a Cardiff pub. 

Had I lived in the Apartheid era of South Africa, they would have labelled me ‘coloured’ thanks to my Hong Kong father sent to prison for armed robbery long before I came into this world in a vernix covered victory.

Maybe that’s why I had to restrain the Hulk last night?

Liza suggested it would be crazy to pay for a babysitter while I watched England play Colombia in the Round of 16. There are many nuances you have to get used to when you live in the UK and marry someone from the USA.