Another round-up of news from the World Series of Poker as Frankie O’Dell sets a new Omaha record, Eli Elezra wins his fourth bracelet, and Josh Pollock wins his first.

Bristol is an English city, home to Portishead and Massive Attack, the mother and father of trip-hop, and also Muntjac Deer, recently spotted more frequently in the inner city.

Muntjac Deer don’t come into the inner city to listen to trip-hop. They bounce into town because of the variety of nosh. Nosh is slang for food or fellatio. Muntjac deer don’t get into fellatio because their antlers get in the way.

Since the war, humans have hunted wolves to extinction in the UK, and because we are a civilised society, we don’t let too many people roam around armed like a Clint Eastwood’s Joe, so the Muntjac deer don’t have many predators hence the confidence.